Epimetheus

Google As Failure.
I asked Google for this Min Kim, but got this instead Min Kim (NSFW).

/me gives Google an ‘F’.

I am the LAW: The Rules. (Via email from KB)
For the females in the audience:

Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as sports, the weather, or hunting.

NOTE TO WIFE: Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

There are more, but, as KB says, “Some are a bit hackneyed.”

I Am Gay in Japanese.
Since Hikaru, my wife, is female, my Japanese is a bit effeminate. Her latest comment was, “Don’t imitate my Japanese, it makes you sound like a girl.” She then went on to say, “Non-native women married to Japanese men, sound like Japanese men. Most non-native men married to Japanese women, sound gay.”

I need to un-gayify my Japanese.