Epimetheus

WOMEN.Questions follow:

A woman knows that she’s female, that she’s surrounded by men, likes that fact and is completely comfortable with the fact that she’s different from a man. Vive la différence! A woman wants a man to love. A female person ultimately doesn’t like being female or indeed any gender at all; she wants to be exactly the same as a man; she wants everyone to forget all the differences between them.

DISCLAIMER: If these questions lead to a break up or divorce, DO NOT BLAME ME. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.Which are you dating or married to?Are you happy with your choice?Did she pull a switch-a-roo on you?MARRIAGE.What is marriage? The dictionary says,

Marraige:

noun1 the formal union of a man and a woman, typically recognized by law, by which they become husband and wife.• a similar long-term relationship between partners of the same sex.• a relationship between married people or the period for which it lasts.

Heh, “similar long-term relationship”.That’s all nice and fine, but Coco, has a better “working” definition, “Marriage is not a goal, but a starting point.”For all you I-want-to-get-married-so-I-can-be-happy women out there, “put that in your pipe and smoke it!”Oh, and if you are wondering if Coco is a woman or a female person, this should answer your question:

when I go dining out with a man, of course he opens the door for me. I dont doubt it. If I need to open the door myself and hold it for him, I’d come home soon. 

Monopoly.This was initially an All About Monopoly post - points to title - but I got sidetracked. Anyway, here is a link to cards from the original Monopoly game.I know, not very dramatic.