Let’s Hear It For The Internet!

WOMEN.Questions follow:

A woman knows that she’s female, that she’s surrounded by men, likes that fact and is completely comfortable with the fact that she’s different from a man. Vive la différence! A woman wants a man to love. A female person ultimately doesn’t like being female or indeed any gender at all; she wants to be exactly the same as a man; she wants everyone to forget all the differences between them.

DISCLAIMER: If these questions lead to a break up or divorce, DO NOT BLAME ME. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.Which are you dating or married to?Are you happy with your choice?Did she pull a switch-a-roo on you?MARRIAGE.What is marriage? The dictionary says,

Marraige:
noun1 the formal union of a man and a woman, typically recognized by law, by which they become husband and wife.• a similar long-term relationship between partners of the same sex.• a relationship between married people or the period for which it lasts.

Heh, “similar long-term relationship”.That’s all nice and fine, but Coco, has a better “working” definition, “Marriage is not a goal, but a starting point.”For all you I-want-to-get-married-so-I-can-be-happy women out there, “put that in your pipe and smoke it!”Oh, and if you are wondering if Coco is a woman or a female person, this should answer your question:

when I go dining out with a man, of course he opens the door for me. I dont doubt it. If I need to open the door myself and hold it for him, I’d come home soon. 

Monopoly.This was initially an All About Monopoly post - points to title - but I got sidetracked. Anyway, here is a link to cards from the original Monopoly game.I know, not very dramatic.

5 Responses to “Let’s Hear It For The Internet!”


  1. 1 axinator

    id have to say im a cross between embracing the fact that im a girl, and also, disliking being different from guys.. but maybe thats just me.

    the point about marriage being a starting point is so true. i less than three you, coco

    finally, and maybe this is just me, i expect nothing from anyone, so i open my own doors, if someone else doesnt

  2. 2 Curt

    Answers to your questions:

    I married a woman.
    Yes, I’m happy with that.
    No, no switch-a-roo.

    Curt

  3. 3 Curt

    My wife is Korean and would be baffled by this post. I think this is an American thing. Before we got married she told me that as a woman she has certain jobs and as a man I have certain jobs. Hers tended to be household things, like cooking and keeping me from going out looking too dirty. Mine were to drive, take out the garbage and make enough money so she could stay home and do her job.

    She’s perfectly willing to work and has since she finished college. But she wants to be able to stay home and do what she considers to be her job better. She holds me to my jobs too, which are more than I mentioned. She only drives if I drink and I take the garbage out at 6:30 in the morning (a block walk, yes our neighborhood is not the best for garbage day).

    I think the main goal in her mind is for the family to function its best. Everyone has a role. The role changes depending on needs, but she believes the roles do exist and that they are good things.

    Curt

  4. 4 MsFreud

    Marriage is a constitution.
    Good thing for the human race I have been constitutionalized for years now.

  1. 1 Coco in Tokyo
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