Epimetheus

No Sleep for The Wicked.
Me: It’s 11 PM and the wife is helping the youngest complete math homework. This means no sleep for me until they are done.
Me: So, here I sit wishing I could go to sleep.
NT: hang in there!
Me: I actually don’t want to be on the computer. How is that for shocking.
NT: unbelieveable..
Me: I must have a fever.
NT: yeah..

In an effort to entertain myself, the following quizzes were taken. The result image for each test is ultra annoying. Except for the 1st one.

Spot on!

You Are a Sarariiman!

Or “salaryman.” Whatever. Treadmill off, treadmill on. Most of the sleep you get is on Tokyo’s extensive subway system, since you are putting in 14 hour days. You’re a workaholic who works hard for no overtime. And vacations? Forget about it. You spend most of your trip hunting around for gifts to bring back all of your coworkers.

Let’s Suck Face!

You’re an Expert Kisser

You’re a kissing pro, but it’s all about quality and not quantity You’ve perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone’s socks off And you’re adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Game ON!: Hmm, I am not a bird.

Your Seduction Style: The Coquette

You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get. Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you. Independent and self-sufficient, you don’t need any one person to make you compelte. And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.

A Picture is Worth A Thousand words?: Weapon? No. Withdrawn? Yes.

Your Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.