Question 47:
Did your parents ever force you to dress up in a birthday suit, on top of your original birthday suit?
- Yes, and I liked it.
- Yes, and my friends never let me forget. Dad, I hate you.
- Yes, but only because my mother begged me to
- No.
The correct answer here should be D. Obviously, I am wrong. A Family Costume (NSFW +2).
Fake.
Fake Flesh - A guide to your supermarket’s imitation meats. By Dahlia Lithwick:
Less than a third of the way through the fake pig course it became evident that one should never serve fake meats to real friends. Never was a salad more cherished or appreciated than our “between flight” side salad was. People actually fought over the last cherry tomatoes in the vain hope of filling up on something not made of twisted, colored gluten. What is wheat gluten, you ask, and did it ever know love?
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