REALITY DISTORTION FIELD.
Score: 0 You are descending the stairs to the first floor of Biccamera. Before you, you see the Apple section. Like a bright camping light, the shiny goodness of the new iMacs lure you closer. Unfortunately, before the iMacs are able to draw you in completely, something else captures your attention. A VIDEO iPOD. SCORE: 0 %: Look at Video iPod. SCORE: 0 It is thinner than you expected. %: Pick up Video iPod. SCORE: -1 Taken. The cool, sleek exterior slips easily over your skin and sends an electric pulse coursing up your arm and in to your pleasure center. %: Examine Video iPod. SCORE: -2 A familiar interface greets your fingers. The familiarity whispers, "Play a video" % Play a video. SCORE -7 Sharp moving images fill the screen as you allow a lustful sigh escape your lips. % Plug earphones in to headphone jack. SCORE - 17 Sound and motion. Yes, this is what you have been looking for. Though the screen's dimensions do not match those of you PSP, they will do. GAME OVER. YOU HAVE SUCCUMBED TO LUST. QUIT? RESTORE? %Quit. YOUR FINAL SCORE: -25.
Comments.
Okay, I was wrong. The Video iPod is yummy goodness. Feel free to send one my way.
