Archive for December 12th, 2005

What’s on Santa’s Hard Drive?

Christmas Stockings.

Our conversation:

ME:  So, anyway, the kid had no idea what a xmas
     stocking was and kept calling it a 'sock'.
HER: I think it looks like a boot.
ME:  *SIGHS*
HER: Why does it look like a boot, if it is a stocking?
ME:  (EXASPERATED) I don't know. Maybe they wanted to spruce it up?
HER: Why a stocking?
ME:  I don't know.
HER: (SERIOUS) Maybe Santa has a stocking fetish. He comes down the
     chimney, feels up the stocking, and then leaves a gift.
ME:  LOL.

Santa pR0n

Maybe Santa spends the summer searching for hot stocking sites and phots: Pantyhose penetration stories :: come in my nylon panties :: indulging foot fetishes