Christmas Stockings.
Our conversation:
ME: So, anyway, the kid had no idea what a xmas
stocking was and kept calling it a 'sock'.
HER: I think it looks like a boot.
ME: *SIGHS*
HER: Why does it look like a boot, if it is a stocking?
ME: (EXASPERATED) I don't know. Maybe they wanted to spruce it up?
HER: Why a stocking?
ME: I don't know.
HER: (SERIOUS) Maybe Santa has a stocking fetish. He comes down the
chimney, feels up the stocking, and then leaves a gift.
ME: LOL.
Santa pR0n
Maybe Santa spends the summer searching for hot stocking sites and phots: Pantyhose penetration stories :: come in my nylon panties :: indulging foot fetishes
