Manky Vagina + Strong Vaginal Discharge + Heavy Menstrual Discharge = Air Freshener?
For the life of me, I could not figure out why our bathroom smelled so awful. After 3 weeks of, “Jesus, what is that smell,” I have identified the source. No, it is not a family member. When shopping for an air freshener in Japan, avoid this one. It smells nothing like lime.
No, THEM or Ms. Freud, I have never experienced the above odors in real life.
“Brenda, your brains smell so good. So rich and spicy.”
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Homer’s love of bacon lives in every male. (There are exceptions. You know who you are.) So, let us all pray that Meat Air Fresheners (MAFs) are real. MAFs:
Imagine filling your bedroom with the alluring smell of a barbecued steak. Or climbing into your car to encounter the heavenly scent of smoked bacon.
Hungry? So am I.
BACON!!!!
baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon!