Get your Freak On!
Capt. Kirk loved the ladies. To prove it, he sucked face with a hundred-tentacled creature from outside our galaxy with a human form. (Does this mean that Kirk did the first tentacle pR0n?) Anyway, some folks claim to have “done it” with aliens. Ew. Read:
Elizabeth Klarer was one of the first women, who allegedly had a love affair with an extraterrestrial man. In 1956 she fell in love with a ‘man’ named Akon. The alien took her to his home planet Metok. He seduced the woman there and Elizabeth delivered a boy. After that the alien did not need the woman anymore and he sent her back to Earth. Elizabeth Klarer died in solitude in 1994 in South Africa. She strongly believed her son Ayling remained somewhere in Alpha Centauri.
I believe it should have read, “The alien took her back to his interstellar love shack…”
Come on, I know some guys travel great lengths to get a piece, but traveling incredible distances just for some Earth poontang? Are Earth women that GOOD? More interstellar love follows:
It became known in the 1950s, aliens often visited Earth with matrimonial purposes. Well-known American contactee Howard Menger was one of the few humans, who had a chance to meet an alien female. The ‘woman’s’ name was Marla. She said she was born 500 years ago in the Constellation of Leo. Menger fell deeply in love with the woman from space. He divorced his wife and married Marla. The latter obtained the American citizenship and preferred the comfort of Menger’s house to intergalactic flights.
Marla? What kind of alien name is that? Pffft.
They Are Amongst Us: My Photographic Proof.
What you have all been waiting for! That’s right, aliens in Japan. No, no not illegal aliens or hard working immigrants in the English teaching field. No, what I have got right here on flickr is photographic proof that extraterrestrials reside in Japan. Stop laughing! These photos were taken in Fussa-shi, Tokyo-to.
Random Link: Scary Movie 4
Ummmm:
To score points you must shoot and kill the Scary Movie 4 characters as they pop up on the screen. To kill a character you must shoot its head off so it explodes.
Charming.
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