Epimetheus

Lead Your Significant Other to Anal Tattoos, Anal Bleaching, and a Fresh Smelling Anus.
Gateway URLS:

• Really Bad Tattoos Page 1: Innocent first page. You know, nothing to racy.
• Really Bad Tattoos Page 2: If you find the male genitals offensive or are under the age of 18, don’t click on this one. I am serious. Don’t click. If you click and are either a) offended or b) busted by your parents, do not blame me. You have been warned. For the rest of you, you may want to rush down to the last set of photos on this page. PERVERTS.
• Really Bad Tattoos Page 3: Weird Al? Mariah? Anchorman? Huh?

Done? Sides hurt? Good. Now, boys and girls, it is time for the “hard stuff”:

Some heavily tattooed people choose to have their genital and anal regions tattooed to complete the work they have over much of their bodies.

This is “why they hate us.” I am convinced this is what’s driving the jihadi into a frenzy. Anyway, on to the promised “hard stuff”:

Whitestarr NOTE: No links provided below, due to wanky page design.

• Tattooing:
  

  “There are 3 colors available at the moment with which WhiteStarr is able to tattoo the anus,” and, “Once having been tattooed it takes an average of 5 years before the color has to be refreshed.”

  Refreshed?

• Bleaching:
  

  “As opposed to other bleaching methods the inner part of the anus will also be bleached,” and, “In order to let the somewhat sore feeling upperlayer of the anus recover faster we also recommend the WhiteStarr aftertreatment.”

  How kind of WhiteStarr to have an After Care program. How sweet. Speaking of…

• Fresh Smell:
  

  “no more nasty smells and always a fresh taste’.”

  Again, “This is why they hate us.

Ah, one more quote from the Fresh Smell page, “There now is the possibility to choose between the smells Citron, Strawberry and lets not forget the robust smell of Sweet wood.”

Thanks.

Everyone thank Ms. Freud over at Freud’s Nuthouse for the Really Bad Tattoos linkage.

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