Putting Things in Perspective.
Feel lost in the shuffle of day-to-day life? Just another cog in the machine? Do you wanna feel even more insignificant? Yes? Well, let me help you. Go here.
We are nothing compared to Betelgeuse and Antares.
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Archive for June, 2006
Things You Never Knew About the Revenge of the Sith.
Apparently, the Chinese release of Revenge of the Sith is a bit different from the U.S. version.
- Elephants.
- There was anal penetration.
- The Jedi were Presbyterian.
- Count Dooku was hung like a horse.
- Obi-wan was up for a little man-on-man sex with Count Dooku.
- There was robot sex.
- It is possible that the chancellor took viagra.
- Death is a period. I really hope it is after lunch.
- Dooku had plans to tear Obi-wan a new one.
- There was some sort of swimming competition.
- Fuck is a place.
See more differences here. Ah, the power of translation.
Fitness Kick: Pushups (Press ups for you Brits.)
Time to get into shape via pushups: “The pushup is a tough and unforgiving exercise and, like any great classic, never really goes out of style.”
Pushups are a superb upper body exercise that use the body’s own weight to build a sound fitness foundation. They promote strength, balance and stability by developing several key muscles, including the pectoralis major in the chest, the deltoids or shoulder muscles, the scapular muscles and rotator cuff, the triceps located on the back of the upper arm and the upper back muscles.
My current pushup regime is 120 pushups every other day. Depending on how I feel, I may do an extra day. You should join me.
Duuuuuuu it. Duuuuuuuu it.
How many pushups can you do? Are you above or below average? Blokes, look at this chart. Lasses, this chart is for you. Don’t know how to do a pushup? Read this. Need pushup variants check this out.
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Mentos and Diet Coke: The Musical.
If you haven’t seen the original mentos and diet coke thingy, and you want to see that first, head over to google. For the impatient and the hipsters, here is the Mentos and Diet Coke musical. Enjoy.
My New Friend yqgvbgyjbgyb@msn.com
yqgvbgyjbgyb@msn.com must have a very anorexic buddy list and bad eyes:
hi there cutie, u r the only one on my b/l that i feel like askin but could u come check me out on my cam? im getting dirty for the first time and cant say too much more in chat but if u could come see me id appreciate it alot u can find me here http://free4you.ssr.be ohh and hun i also selected u cuz its a free pass…c-ya!
Sorry, yqgvbgyjbgyb@msn.com, it looks as if my morals won out over my libido. Whew. For those of you “weaker” humans, feel free to report your findings in the comments.
Clinton Defends Marriage: Defense of Marriage Act.
- First, it allows each state (or similar political division in the United States) to deny any marriage-like relationship between persons of the same sex which has been recognized in another state.
- Second, it explicitly recognizes for purposes of federal law that marriage is “a legal union of one man and one woman as husband and wife” and by stating that spouse “refers only to a person of the opposite sex who is a husband or a wife.”
The full text. Oh, the history of civil marriage in the U.S. is also a good read.
Latest Cast of One.
The theme for this episode was initially on katakana. How it went from marriage to Japanese katakana is beyond me. The katakana cast is still in the works.
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