Things You Never Knew About the Revenge of the Sith.
Apparently, the Chinese release of Revenge of the Sith is a bit different from the U.S. version.
- Elephants.
- There was anal penetration.
- The Jedi were Presbyterian.
- Count Dooku was hung like a horse.
- Obi-wan was up for a little man-on-man sex with Count Dooku.
- There was robot sex.
- It is possible that the chancellor took viagra.
- Death is a period. I really hope it is after lunch.
- Dooku had plans to tear Obi-wan a new one.
- There was some sort of swimming competition.
- Fuck is a place.
See more differences here. Ah, the power of translation.
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