Archive for July 6th, 2006

BMFs Club.

Newest Member: The Easter Bunny!

I bet you never thought about what the Easter Bunny gets up to while he is waiting for Easter: The Easter Bunny Hates You.

Members.

  • Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield.
  • Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer:

    Jack is Machiavellian,that is, he is a firm believer in the mantra, “the ends justify the means:” …His philosophy was perhaps best expressed after he shot and killed a witness in front of George Mason, then-CTU Special Agent in Charge. George expressed dismay at Jack’s extreme action, and Jack replied: “That’s the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty.”

  • Bruce Lee: Bruce did one-hand push ups using only 2 fingers.
  • Charles Bronson
  • Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry. Or as himself, he’s pretty BMF anyway.
  • Marsellus Wallace, “Jules, relax. I’m on the motherf*”
  • Terence Stamp in The Limey: Tall, scary, throws people off balconies casually.

I’d like to thank the IRC chatters of #joiito for their BMF members suggestions. Thanks, guys.

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