Epimetheus

There is a Test for Everything: The Libido Test.

My results:

• …not a total raging hormone.
• You are easily persuaded by your libido to throw all caution to the wind.
• You’re willing to take the occasional risk - like showing up late for a work meeting or waking up your sleeping grandparents - for the sake of a romp in the hay.
• …you also have certain boundaries.
• Perhaps sex doesn’t occupy your every waking thought (or you’re simply able to screen it), or you just have certain moral limits to how far you’ll go.
• Essentially, you’ve got a high libido that you’ve managed to whip into control.
• You try to think with your head and not your groin, but occasionally give into temptation. This is a healthy, balanced approach… just don’t forget to use your brain.

Luckily, I have moral limits and a modicum of control over my groin. Those limits got tested last night.

Sigh.

• I like girls.
• I like cute.
• I like Chinese girls.
• I like cute, Chinese girls.
• I like sex. Based on the world population, a lot of you also enjoy bumping uglies. Don’t be shy.

Temptation, “Do you want to have sex with a cute Chinese girl? Only 10,000¥ for one hour.” Ugh, what a question. To have it asked three times in less than 15 minutes is taxing. Did my “tackle” want to say, “Yes, show us the way!” You betcha! Fortunately, my brain kicked in, took control over my mouth, and said, “Sorry, no. I don’t have 10,000¥ (100.00 USD).”

I relayed this story to a friend of mine, female, she paused and said, “not good to let them provide services.” My brain understood this, but my “unit” would probably beg to differ. Later she asked, “so you used 10000 yen for other shopping?” I am happy to say that I could answer, “I just went home.”

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