Archive for August 2nd, 2006

Excuses, excuses, excuses.

Published by
iMorph
at August 2, 2006 in Entertainment? and Personal. 0 Comments

Who Ya Gonna Call?! Butch Honstone (Not his real name)

  • ME: I don’t want to go.
  • BH: to work?
  • ME: Yep. Could you write me a note?
  • BH: Sure.

Feeling down? Don’t want to face the rigors of work? Need a note? PM Butch Honstone, the master of excuses. Don’t believe me look at this sample:

To Whom It May Concern,
Derek will be unable to attend his job today.
Derek has recently experienced a set of events
that has made him extremely unstable as
a person. If you have any questions regarding
this matter or doubt of his condition, please
refer to his blog page. The links to kitty
atrocities is surely grounds for a temporary leave of absence.
Respectfully,
Anonymous

With Butch Honstone, you get fast, quality excuses. Kitty atrocities post: Awesome.