Google Match: Battle of the Titans (BotT).
Coming up next the World Wide Web showdown:
- Butch Honstone (Butch): Welcome to the World Wide Web showdown. Tonight we are going to bring you another BotT Google Match.
- Paul Hammersmythe (Paul): That’s right, Butch.
- Butch: Let’s take a look at this weeks contestants.
- Paul: Tonight we are going to pit Sex, G.W.B., Jesus Christ, and Hitler against each other. It should be an interesting bout.
- Butch: All right, time to fire up our handy dandy internet browser, surf over to google, and get to searching. < Several Seconds Pass > Okay, google is up. Let’s run our queries.
- Paul: And here are our results:
- Sex: 323,310,000 hits! After all these years, humans still cannot get enough.
- Dubya with 227,000,000 hits. Not bad, George. Not bad.
- Hitler really puts in a lack luster performance with a mere 62,000,000 hits.
- I guess this is the big upset of the day. The big man only managed 49,500,000 hits.
- Butch: Well there you have it, sex wins.
The inspiration for this post came from this spoof <- sorta Not Safe For Work - of the new Apple networking ad <- This link may or may not take you to the networking ad. Ads are here: Apple Ads. Click on see all and then use the little arrows to scroll.
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