Google Match: Battle of the Titans (BotT).
Coming up next the World Wide Web showdown:
- Butch Honstone (Butch): Welcome to the World Wide Web showdown. Tonight we are going to bring you another BotT Google Match.
- Paul Hammersmythe (Paul): That’s right, Butch.
- Butch: Let’s take a look at this weeks contestants.
- Paul: Tonight we are going to pit Sex, G.W.B., Jesus Christ, and Hitler against each other. It should be an interesting bout.
- Butch: All right, time to fire up our handy dandy internet browser, surf over to google, and get to searching. < Several Seconds Pass > Okay, google is up. Let’s run our queries.
- Paul: And here are our results:
- Sex: 323,310,000 hits! After all these years, humans still cannot get enough.
- Dubya with 227,000,000 hits. Not bad, George. Not bad.
- Hitler really puts in a lack luster performance with a mere 62,000,000 hits.
- I guess this is the big upset of the day. The big man only managed 49,500,000 hits.
- Butch: Well there you have it, sex wins.
The inspiration for this post came from this spoof <- sorta Not Safe For Work - of the new Apple networking ad <- This link may or may not take you to the networking ad. Ads are here: Apple Ads. Click on see all and then use the little arrows to scroll.
Seems like you would have to really, surely, specifically want to see hot hot midget on koala action or something because I have never had to resort to searching for it. Who uses google for porn, seriously?
Koala action? Do I even want to know?