Archive for August 19th, 2006

C is for Cookie?

Published by
iMorph
at August 19, 2006 in Entertainment?. 3 Comments

Yeah, YouTube is the New Crack.

Here, try these three “gateway” videos (The last one is the best, but watch the other two first):

  1. Pulling 7 G’s: Where high blood pressure is your friend.
  2. Hope Is Emo Chapter Four “True Self”: “Planning to act happy.”
  3. Cookie Monster vs Martha Stewart: Cookie is a totally junkie, “Please, lady, don’t make me beg.”

Hope episodes.

Strangers in the Night.

Tracy, you totally turned me into a YouTube junky. Okay, that’s not true. aieksandre is more at fault than you are. Aieksandre and I have one of those weird internet relationships, or net-ships. No, not like that. Like this:

  • aieksandre: Worksafe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_gxpyavag.
  • ME: OKay.
  • aieksandre disconnected.

This is why I love the net.

My net-ship with tracy revolves around her sending me videos of Asian, female singers. The conversation goes like this, “Did you like the song?” Me, “It was okay.” Her, “Did you think she was cute?” Me, “I’d do her.”