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Junk (540 messages, 486 unread). Adult?

Oops, maybe it’s time to empty out the ol’ junk-mail folder. Let’s make sure nothing important gets pitched out by mistake.

From: Alan Ruscoe
Subject: secretaries turn into sIuts
Body: Seksy secretaries turn into cray sluuts.

Hmmm, maybe Alan meant, “Secretaries turn to suits for help,” or “Secretaries turn on suits.” I just don’t know. Oh, and, “…cray sluuts”? Are they Cray Computer sleuths? I just don’t know.

Delete.

I’m in the Money.

Africans are freakin’ rolling in money! No, no I kid you not! Miss Grace Onuoha’s dad was loaded:

…he secretly called me on his bed side he told me about this money five million five hundred thousand United State Dollars.USD($5.500,000)he deposited in a private security company in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire.

He said that during the deposition of the box containing the money in the security company, that the box was declared as a family valuable properties not as money for security reasons. He told me that the money was meant for a hotel business he planed to establish in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire and finally he gave me all the necessary documents Issued to him by the security company during the deposit of the box which will enable me claim the box from the security company. The following are the documents: (i)Certificate of deposit (ii)Agreement of deposit (iii)Receipt of deposit payment.

Where are they getting all this money? I want some.

Blog Comment Spam

The only forum I visit, Formula Pod Forums ( AKA. FP06-A Forums ) - Powered by vBulletin, experienced its first pR0n spam comment. You know, the standard fare:

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There was a long list of links. Here are some of my favorites:

• how to blackmail married women into sex: Why not just ask? I mean, they just might say, “Sure. Why not?”
• adding a dildo to married couple sex: Add? What were they using before marriage? Why is a dildo required after marriage? And last, who is the dildo for? God, I don’t want to hear the answer to this one.
• african-american married women living with aids: Financial aid? When did being broke become attractive?
• is oral sex after you’re married a sin? Being married makes a difference?
• married priest sex: ????
• married women phone numbers frm ahmedabad: Where is ahmedabad? What are the rates like from Tokyo? Are women frm ahmedabad hot?
• free married women looking for sex: I asked Goat for his interpretation of this one. He said, “maybe they have free time
  or are free of guilt. either way, it’s all go”.

Well, that’s just about it. Stay safe on the internets.