Pirate! Pirates! Pirating!

Dilemma: A Story of a Man and His New Toy.

Work and money changes everything thing for RD, “whenever my pay grade goes up i find less and less excuse to pirate.” But as the saying goes, “old habits die hard.”

  • RD: when i opened the ipod there was a sticker on it to tell me to renounce pirating shit
  • RD: do i have to do that?
  • ME: it is up to you.
  • RD: or pretend to not understand english
  • ME: You can be a godless communist or a fine upstanding consumer. The choice is yours.
  • BN: Or a fine upstanding godless consumer.
  • NARRATOR: Later in the conversation.
  • Godless Communist (GC): piracy is less harmful than buying from allofmp3.
  • GC: if you pirate things from usenet or BT trackers that you would not have paid for, the money isn’t misused.

So, which are you, gentle reader, a godless communist, a fine and upstanding consumer, or a fine, upstanding and godless consumer?

eXtreme Pirating!

Not being satisfied with selling knockoffs, someone in China went that eXtra yard, or meter:

After two years and thousands of hours of investigation in conjunction with law enforcement agencies in China, Taiwan and Japan, the company said it had uncovered something far more ambitious than clandestine workshops turning out inferior copies of NEC products. The pirates were faking the entire company.

The Rest of The Story.

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