The People that you Meet Each Day.
Okay, maybe not everyday, but these are certainly people you have run across at one time or another. Today’s contestants are Skeletor - sans the muscles, a pair of clydesdale horses, Mr. Gender Free, and a MILF with a fat balding slob of a husband.
She was thin, but her frail body kept me from acquiring the last slice of pepperoni pizza at the Shakey’s all-you-can-eat buffet. “Pick up the spatula, you useless package of skin and bones,” I wanted to shout. But this is not the thing one does in public. I waited. She gave up and asked for her boyfriend’s assistance. Grrrr. I had the kind you thought you go to hell for.
The Voice shouted, “Die, Skeletor! DIE! You know all you are going to do is leave half the food on your plate, excuse yourself from the table, go into the bathroom, shove your finger down your throat, and throw it all up. Do us all a favor and just drink a glass of water. mmmmkay?”
Stupid Skeletor.
Clydesdales.
Anyone here old enough to remember those old Budweiser commercials? You know, the ones with the clydesdales pulling a cart or sleigh of some sort? Well, that’s what these two girls reminded me of. They were big and clomped around in their boots.
Why is it so hard for some people to pick up their feet when they walk? If your boots are so heavy that you cannot pick them up, WEAR A PAIR OF SNEAKERS!
Useless cows.
Mr. Gender Free (MGF).
Why, oh, why didn’t I photograph this guy. I mean, girl. Ummm, human being. For those of you who are considering joining the gender bender crowd with MFG, here is what one should wear:
- Bob hair.
- A sweater skirt w/shoulder pads.
- Tight-fitting jeans.
- Gender Free shoes. Not sure what he had on his feet, but it certainly wasn’t standard manly footwear.
MILF
Gentlemen, if your wife is hot, then it is your job to match her hotness by dressing the part and treating her like the deity that she is. Not like the asshole I saw today. If you are a MILF and your husband is a slob, dump him. Find a man that will appreciate your MILF status. /me points to self and says to all the MILFS in the house, “ME! ME! ME!”
“Tight-fitting jeans.”
This usually – hopefully? – reveals gender. I mean, in males who haven’t visited those clinics in Bangkok…
Are you suggesting I should have checked his package?
MGF- I would recommend the converse all-star hi tops for your gender free shoes.
MILF… maybe she doesn’t give very good head. Maybe she’s a gold digger. Bet she’s a fucking bitch. In any case, I like to treat overly hot women like shit too… Because I am pretty AND smarter than they.