Designed by and for Men. The Tablet PC.
This sounds good, “a microcomputer that accepts input directly onto an LCD screen by means of a stylus, savable as image or text.” But in practice, it is a nightmare for some.
- ME@10:52 AM: What did you get!? What did you get!?
- SPJs@11:30 AM: i got a tablet pc.
- ME: nice!
- ME@13:27 PM: Have you played with your tablet all day?
- SPJs:not really
i did the stylus tutorial
and then i went to sleep
and now i am looking at it
over there
on the ottoman next to this laptop
it’s so lovely but i found an unexpected downside
i am bosomy
and well
the tablet pc, the angle at which i have to hold it
makes it difficult to achieve that “tablet pc” effect lol - ME: sorry, had to pick myself up off the floor.
- SPJs: i was like holding it and well
i think you’re supposed to rest it on your chest
however
that is more like “rest it on a tittay. only the left one, since you’re right handed, you over-breasted fooel”
Update
SPJ is a chick. The thing about “by and for men,” is implying that the designers knew that big busted women would resort to setting the TabletPC on their tits. Okay?
i feel i should make a comment of some kind here. i have a long, thin bruise on the side of my left breast. a slightly fainter bruise on the front top of said breast, and forearm muscles that seem somewhat stronger already from hoisting around that magnesium superstructure that i was so hopped up on before i realized how much such a thing might weigh.
it doesn’t matter which way i hold the tablet and whether i am wearing a bra. well, let me try that.
(haven’t worn one for 2 days, it’s christmas and i am ensconced at my parents’ where bras are not required)
—intermission—
okay. i can’t believe i put a bra on just to test this out. tragic: with the bra on, the tablet seems to slide RIGHT DOWN THE CURVE OF MY BREAST. which wouldn’t be so bad except for the solid *thunk* when it hits my ribcage below and worse, down there the bottom of the screen is blocked by my boob. perhaps i should take photos.
it is now my firm belief that the tablet pc was made for and by men, as has been said, or alternatively by hateful, little-breasted women who want lush dames like myself to suffer. now i may have to blog about my solution to this problem, as soon as i come up with one.