Epimetheus

The Criteria: The Questions.

Group one: Don’t you…

• have a gun in your house? No.
• like Coke? Coke? Phuck Coke! Dr. Pepper all the way!
• play baseball? Ugh, baseball is boring.
• play basketball? …

Group two: You always…., don’t you?

• have a hamburger for lunch Yeah. At least three or four. Just the other day…
• wear a T-shirt outside even during winter Do I look white to you?
• drink Budwieser Again, do I look white to you?
• go to church on Sundays Taoist don’t attend church.
• walk in the house with your shoes on Not only do I walk around in my shoes I spit, piss, and crap on the floor.

Group three: Why do all Americans….?

• talk so much at the dinner table Why does a bear shit in the woods?
• cheat on their spouses Sigh.
• drive big cars Like the Camary, Accord, S2000, etc?

Obviously, I am not American.