The Criteria: The Questions.
Group one: Don’t you…
- have a gun in your house? No.
- like Coke? Coke? Phuck Coke! Dr. Pepper all the way!
- play baseball? Ugh, baseball is boring.
- play basketball? …
Group two: You always…., don’t you?
- have a hamburger for lunch Yeah. At least three or four. Just the other day…
- wear a T-shirt outside even during winter Do I look white to you?
- drink Budwieser Again, do I look white to you?
- go to church on Sundays Taoist don’t attend church.
- walk in the house with your shoes on Not only do I walk around in my shoes I spit, piss, and crap on the floor.
Group three: Why do all Americans….?
- talk so much at the dinner table Why does a bear shit in the woods?
- cheat on their spouses Sigh.
- drive big cars Like the Camary, Accord, S2000, etc?
Obviously, I am not American.
Excellent, it doesn’t look like I am either. Good to know.
So, EA, what should we call ourselves?
I could’ve told you that you weren’t American. Commie Bastard…
Also very poorly informed, evidently.