40 years of passes, spins, shunts, and classic finishes.
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Would you rather be a henchmen or a sidekick? Personally, I wouldn’t mind being Mr. Joshua. Granted, I would be a bit smarter and not reach for the gun. Mr. Joshua:
…Mr. Joshua, henchman for General Peter McAllister, head of Shadow Company (corporate slogan: Uniting Heroin and Junkies Since the Vietnam War). Joshua is an ex-Special Services mercenary, yet is freakishly loyal to his current boss, even holding his forearm to a cigarette lighter so his boss can show off to a potential client.
Inspired by IRC chat:
A: plus the graphic design was jaw dropping.
B: the color schemes were painful.
ME: maybe A is into pain.
ME: not that there is anything wrong with that.
B: *points AND laughs.*
A: hrm, maybe I am into pain. I wanted to be a marine in high school, so I did things to increase my tolerance of pain.
NARRARTOR: [TIME PASSES]
A: so like burning myself intentionally
B: you still do this?
A: No.
ME: A, should we start calling you Mr. Joshua?
Underachievers: Spanish.
For those of you who barely passed high school Spanish, I give you … ¿Que hora es? Go learn some Spanish: Days of the Week.
Photography: Timelapse.
Watch this! Make sure you click the play button once QuickTime is done d/ling.
The Problems with the Rest of World (RoW): Australians on Movies.
Before The Matrix:
ME: Did you see the Fifth Element?
AUSSIE: I hate those big name Hollywood MOVIES! They are all crap! Too many special effects! Have you seen [Insert Australian movie here]?
ME: Yes. It was pretty good. I liked the part where…
AUSSIE: Oh. How about [Insert YA-Movie from down under]?
ME: Sorry, no. What’s it about?
AUSSIE: Blah, blah, blah, blah.
ME: Sounds interesting. Who’s in it again?
You get the idea.
After The Matrix:
AUSSIE: Did you see the Matrix!
ME: Yes. It was effing great!
AUSSIE: It was filmed in Australia. Did you know that?
ME: Yes. I really love the scene where…
AUSSIE: Uh, huh. That part was filmed in [Insert location somewhere in Australia]. You know that Hugo Weaving is an Australian, don’t you?
ME: Yes.
On and on it goes.
I have noticed this trend in Canadians, Brits, and Kiwis. My question is, what happened to, “I hate those big name Hollywood MOVIES! They are all crap! Too many special effects!” Seems like location is more important than the actual movie itself.
I smell a steaming pile of bullshit wafting from the RoW.
7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?
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