Epimetheus

Underachievers: Slashdotters.

According to IRC users, Slashdot is dead:

• A: I don’t read slashdot either
• B: only on slashdot would you see tripe like “Cory Doctorow is my Hero”
• A: slashdot was dead around 2001.
• B: I consider the “Ask Slashdot” section as humor and generally most posters there are do nothing blowhards.

Henchmen.

Would you rather be a henchmen or a sidekick? Personally, I wouldn’t mind being Mr. Joshua. Granted, I would be a bit smarter and not reach for the gun. Mr. Joshua:

…Mr. Joshua, henchman for General Peter McAllister, head of Shadow Company (corporate slogan: Uniting Heroin and Junkies Since the Vietnam War). Joshua is an ex-Special Services mercenary, yet is freakishly loyal to his current boss, even holding his forearm to a cigarette lighter so his boss can show off to a potential client.

Inspired by IRC chat:

• A: plus the graphic design was jaw dropping.
• B: the color schemes were painful.
• ME: maybe A is into pain.
• ME: not that there is anything wrong with that.
• B: *points AND laughs.*
• A: hrm, maybe I am into pain. I wanted to be a marine in high school, so I did things to increase my tolerance of pain.
• NARRARTOR: [TIME PASSES]
• A: so like burning myself intentionally
• B: you still do this?
• A: No.
• ME: A, should we start calling you Mr. Joshua?

Underachievers: Spanish.

For those of you who barely passed high school Spanish, I give you … ¿Que hora es? Go learn some Spanish: Days of the Week.

Photography: Timelapse.

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