Archive for May, 2007

Exceeding Your Standard Net Weirdness.

Published by
iMorph
at May 31, 2007 in Computing, Japan and Reflect. 1 Comment

Visual Weirdness: YouTube.

Dialog:

“That girl is gorgeous,” he said. Mike, looking up from his laptop, said, “God, you’re right. Look at how tiny her waist is. She obviously steers away from fried chicken, biscuits, and beer. I wonder what machine she uses to stay so fit. Think she would show me her abs?”

Or Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show (Episode 1): Hang on to your shoes and hat!

New Math? Old Math? Not Math?

Did you know that 14 * 5 = 25? Neither did I. Demonstration here.

Text/Procedural Madness.

Normally, if one wants to cancel a service on the internet, you hit this: To remove your email address from DailyLit click here. Right? Well, apparently, no one told NTT that internet services should not require its users of to:

  • Download PDF.
  • Print out PDF.
  • Secure a pen.
  • Fill in blanks.
  • Find an envelope.
  • Address envelope.
  • Lick the glue. I actually miss the taste of the glue. Someone needs to make glue flavored gum or candy. I’d buy it.
  • Find stamp.
  • Affix stamp. more licking. yum.
  • Leave the HOUSE!
  • Find mail box.
  • Mail.

WTF! They offer an online signup.

No Touching.

Published by
iMorph
at May 16, 2007 in General. 0 Comments

Give it to me, baby.

Chikan (痴漢, チカン, or ちかん)?

Chikan is a Japanese term meaning “molester” or “pervert.” The term is frequently used to describe men or women, who take advantage of the crowded conditions on the public transit systems to touch people, either male or female, sexually.

Chikans getting Busted!

Two documented cases of heroism:

Personal Encounters:

Ladies, How to Protect Yourself from Chikan

“What’s Wrong With The World Today?”

Published by
iMorph
at May 16, 2007 in Reflect. 1 Comment

Why There is no Discourse.

  • All statements issued by the government on success in Iraq are false.
  • All statements issued by the government on the Iraq debacle are true.
  • All statements issued by the government on the Iraq debacle are false.
  • All statements issued by the government on success in Iraq are true.
  • Before the formation of the United States of America THERE WAS NO WAR.
  • Avoiding the following foods and activities guarantees immortality:
    • Smoking.
    • Trans-fats.
    • Water supplied by the city you live in.
    • McDonald’s
    • Non-decaffeinated coffee.
    • Red meat.
    • Playing on schoolyard equipment.
    • Playing violent video games.
    • Watching violent games.
    • Vegetables treated with pesticides.
    • Preservatives.
    • Polluted air.
    • Burnt meat.
  • The foods and activities listed above will not kill you. It is all perfectly safe.
  • The environment/climate was static and all was well with the world until GWB came along.
  • The Earth is only a couple thousand years old. Something like 2000 years or so.
  • Sunspots.
  • Gays will ruin it for everyone.
  • Guns kill people.
  • Every American is armed and dangerous.
  • Before McDonald’s was invented, to Americanize the world, there were no fat people anywhere on the planet. Not a single one. I shit you not.
  • All others in the world know all about America through its movies, which oppress them while educating them.
  • All Americans, even the ones who emigrated from various countries to the U.S., know absolutely nothing about the rest of the world. The moment they set foot in America *POOF* all knowledge of their home country vanishes. *POOF*
  • Eating “ethnic” food, listening to “ethnic” music, or working in a racially diversified environment gives more weight to your opinion, on any topic.
  • Universal Health Care is a socialist plot to overthrow or weaken the U.S..
  • A suicide bomber blowing up a bus full of school children is no different from a cop shooting an armed criminal.
  • Amerikka.
  • ‘merica.
  • It is all a Zionist conspiracy.
  • Starbucks is what’s wrong with America.
  • Oil is bad. Any American company that drills for oil is an enemy of the environment. Total, Petronas, LUKoil, and Petrobras get a free ride.
  • American nuclear power, bad.
  • French nuclear power, good.
  • Fake but accurate.
  • All file sharing is theft… you know, like stealing cars, but easier.
  • All information wants to be free and all of Hollywood are tyrants!

    • Links

    Why we hate Bush .com::Anyone here have Neocon rePuke friends/relatives?::I hate neocons - Google Search::Elf Aquitaine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::LUKoil - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::Petrobras - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::Petronas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::List of petroleum companies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Why Be Normal?

    Published by
    iMorph
    at May 6, 2007     in Computing and Links. 0 Comments

    Abnormal vs. Normal Spam/Spammers.

    Normal Spam:

    • pron
    • prescription
    • stock
    • scam

    We have all seen this type of garbage floating about in our Junk Folder, yes? Well, I bet you have never seen educational spam. Check it:

    afroditandloli | afapsfhoas@mail.ru | IP: 218.236.93.19

    The United States of America is a country of the western hemisphere, comprising fifty states and several territories. Forty-eight contiguous states lie in central North g America between the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, bounded on land by Canada to the north and Mexico to the south; Alaska is in the northwest of the continent with Canada to its east, and Hawaii is in the mid-Pacific. The United States is a federal constitutional republic with Washington, D.C. its capital.

    At over 3. 7 million square miles (over 9.6 million km?) and with more than 300 million people, the United States is the third or fourth largest country by total area and third largest by 1population. With a gross domestic product (GDP) of more than $13 trillion, m the U.S. has the largest national economy in the world. GDP per capita ranks the U.S. first among large economies.

    American society is the product of large-scale immigration and is home to a complex social structure as well as a wide array of household arrangements. The U.S. is one of the world’s most ethnically and socially diverse nations.

    The nation was founded by thirteen colonies declaring their independence from Great Britain on July 4, 1776. It adopted the current constitution (which has been amended several times subsequently) on September 17, 1787. The country greatly expanded in territory throughout the 19th century, acquiring further territory from the United Kingdom, as well as lands from France, Mexico, Spain, and Russia. With the collapse c of the Soviet Union in 1991, it became the world’s sole remaining superpower, and is a declared nuclear weapons state. The United States continues to exert dominant economic, political, cultural and military influence around the globe.

    That’s it. Pretty funky, no?

    Animals That Really Shouldn’t Exist: The Liger/Tigon.

    Time for some Napoleon Dynamite:

    • Deb: What are you drawing?
    • Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
    • Deb: What’s a liger?
    • Napoleon Dynamite: It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.

    Wanna see what a liger looks like? “Course ya do“! Click on this.

    Animals That Really Shouldn’t Exist: Linkage.

    We got your wikipedia links for ligers and tigons. And what kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t link to flickr.com? Liger here and a Tigon here.