Archive for May 16th, 2007

No Touching.

Give it to me, baby.

Chikan (痴漢, チカン, or ちかん)?

Chikan is a Japanese term meaning “molester” or “pervert.” The term is frequently used to describe men or women, who take advantage of the crowded conditions on the public transit systems to touch people, either male or female, sexually.

Chikans getting Busted!

Two documented cases of heroism:

Personal Encounters:

Ladies, How to Protect Yourself from Chikan

“What’s Wrong With The World Today?”

Why There is no Discourse.

  • All statements issued by the government on success in Iraq are false.
  • All statements issued by the government on the Iraq debacle are true.
  • All statements issued by the government on the Iraq debacle are false.
  • All statements issued by the government on success in Iraq are true.
  • Before the formation of the United States of America THERE WAS NO WAR.
  • Avoiding the following foods and activities guarantees immortality:
    • Smoking.
    • Trans-fats.
    • Water supplied by the city you live in.
    • McDonald’s
    • Non-decaffeinated coffee.
    • Red meat.
    • Playing on schoolyard equipment.
    • Playing violent video games.
    • Watching violent games.
    • Vegetables treated with pesticides.
    • Preservatives.
    • Polluted air.
    • Burnt meat.
  • The foods and activities listed above will not kill you. It is all perfectly safe.
  • The environment/climate was static and all was well with the world until GWB came along.
  • The Earth is only a couple thousand years old. Something like 2000 years or so.
  • Sunspots.
  • Gays will ruin it for everyone.
  • Guns kill people.
  • Every American is armed and dangerous.
  • Before McDonald’s was invented, to Americanize the world, there were no fat people anywhere on the planet. Not a single one. I shit you not.
  • All others in the world know all about America through its movies, which oppress them while educating them.
  • All Americans, even the ones who emigrated from various countries to the U.S., know absolutely nothing about the rest of the world. The moment they set foot in America *POOF* all knowledge of their home country vanishes. *POOF*
  • Eating “ethnic” food, listening to “ethnic” music, or working in a racially diversified environment gives more weight to your opinion, on any topic.
  • Universal Health Care is a socialist plot to overthrow or weaken the U.S..
  • A suicide bomber blowing up a bus full of school children is no different from a cop shooting an armed criminal.
  • Amerikka.
  • ‘merica.
  • It is all a Zionist conspiracy.
  • Starbucks is what’s wrong with America.
  • Oil is bad. Any American company that drills for oil is an enemy of the environment. Total, Petronas, LUKoil, and Petrobras get a free ride.
  • American nuclear power, bad.
  • French nuclear power, good.
  • Fake but accurate.
  • All file sharing is theft… you know, like stealing cars, but easier.
  • All information wants to be free and all of Hollywood are tyrants!
  • Links

    Why we hate Bush .com::Anyone here have Neocon rePuke friends/relatives?::I hate neocons - Google Search::Elf Aquitaine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::LUKoil - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::Petrobras - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::Petronas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::List of petroleum companies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia