“What’s Wrong With The World Today?”

By
iMorph
 – May 16, 2007Posted in: Reflect

Why There is no Discourse.

  • All statements issued by the government on success in Iraq are false.
  • All statements issued by the government on the Iraq debacle are true.
  • All statements issued by the government on the Iraq debacle are false.
  • All statements issued by the government on success in Iraq are true.
  • Before the formation of the United States of America THERE WAS NO WAR.
  • Avoiding the following foods and activities guarantees immortality:
    • Smoking.
    • Trans-fats.
    • Water supplied by the city you live in.
    • McDonald’s
    • Non-decaffeinated coffee.
    • Red meat.
    • Playing on schoolyard equipment.
    • Playing violent video games.
    • Watching violent games.
    • Vegetables treated with pesticides.
    • Preservatives.
    • Polluted air.
    • Burnt meat.
  • The foods and activities listed above will not kill you. It is all perfectly safe.
  • The environment/climate was static and all was well with the world until GWB came along.
  • The Earth is only a couple thousand years old. Something like 2000 years or so.
  • Sunspots.
  • Gays will ruin it for everyone.
  • Guns kill people.
  • Every American is armed and dangerous.
  • Before McDonald’s was invented, to Americanize the world, there were no fat people anywhere on the planet. Not a single one. I shit you not.
  • All others in the world know all about America through its movies, which oppress them while educating them.
  • All Americans, even the ones who emigrated from various countries to the U.S., know absolutely nothing about the rest of the world. The moment they set foot in America *POOF* all knowledge of their home country vanishes. *POOF*
  • Eating “ethnic” food, listening to “ethnic” music, or working in a racially diversified environment gives more weight to your opinion, on any topic.
  • Universal Health Care is a socialist plot to overthrow or weaken the U.S..
  • A suicide bomber blowing up a bus full of school children is no different from a cop shooting an armed criminal.
  • Amerikka.
  • ‘merica.
  • It is all a Zionist conspiracy.
  • Starbucks is what’s wrong with America.
  • Oil is bad. Any American company that drills for oil is an enemy of the environment. Total, Petronas, LUKoil, and Petrobras get a free ride.
  • American nuclear power, bad.
  • French nuclear power, good.
  • Fake but accurate.
  • All file sharing is theft… you know, like stealing cars, but easier.
  • All information wants to be free and all of Hollywood are tyrants!

    • Links

    Why we hate Bush .com::Anyone here have Neocon rePuke friends/relatives?::I hate neocons – Google Search::Elf Aquitaine – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::LUKoil – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::Petrobras – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::Petronas – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia::List of petroleum companies – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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