Epimetheus

Visual Weirdness: YouTube.

Dialog:

“That girl is gorgeous,” he said. Mike, looking up from his laptop, said, “God, you’re right. Look at how tiny her waist is. She obviously steers away from fried chicken, biscuits, and beer. I wonder what machine she uses to stay so fit. Think she would show me her abs?”

Or Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show (Episode 1): Hang on to your shoes and hat!

New Math? Old Math? Not Math?

Did you know that 14 * 5 = 25? Neither did I. Demonstration here.

Text/Procedural Madness.

Normally, if one wants to cancel a service on the internet, you hit this: To remove your email address from DailyLit click here. Right? Well, apparently, no one told NTT that internet services should not require its users of to:

• Download PDF.
• Print out PDF.
• Secure a pen.
• Fill in blanks.
• Find an envelope.
• Address envelope.
• Lick the glue. I actually miss the taste of the glue. Someone needs to make glue flavored gum or candy. I’d buy it.
• Find stamp.
• Affix stamp. more licking. yum.
• Leave the HOUSE!
• Find mail box.
• Mail.

WTF! They offer an online signup.