Epimetheus

Gettin’ Your Fine Art On in Public.

What would drive _you_ to take your “French viewing material” in to the men’s room, sit on the bench near the sinks, and start perusing it in front of the guys? Here are a few valid reasons:

• No mattress to hide them under.
• Lives in a Church.
• In a same-genered relationship, but still gets that “funny feeling” around the girls.
• Wife checks “that box” in the garage; under the sink in the guest bathroom; and the mattress unexpectedly.

My significant other said, “Maybe he was waiting for you guys to clear out so he could ‘take care of business.’” Me, “Foreplay?” Her, “うん.” (うん/Un/Yep!)

“Yes, I looked.” Everyone else was doing it! “How was it,” I hear you ask. Not bad. He was on the black and white pages as I left.