Dear, Bossy Homemaker
There used to be a time when we assisted you around the house, but those days are gone. Why? Permit us to demonstrate: Doing the Dishes.
- US [Doing Dishes]: This is a man’s world…..This is a man’s world, but it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.
- YOU: You are doing it wrong! Don’t use that towel use this one!
- US: Sorry. *Last time we try to help out.*
Or: Cooking.
- US [Cooking Something Yummy and Messy]: Hang the DJx3. Hang the DJx3. Hang the DJ. Hang the DJ.
- YOU: You are doing it wrong! Don’t use that pan! Use this one. Oh, and turn the heat down. You forgot to add…..
- US [Thinking To Self]: Last time we do this.
- YOU: Move!
- US: Sure.
So, angry mothers/stay-at-home moms/homemakers, or whatever you are calling yourselves these days, that’s why you end up doing everything.
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