Archive for September, 2007

The Toy of Toys

Forever :: Mugen むげん 無限. Bubble Wrap:: Puchi Puchi プチプチ Infinite Bubble Wrap :: 無限プチプチ

You know you want one! Watch the movie!

Just for You.

As Promised.

The question I asked myself was, “What are my three favorite YouTube videos?”

  1. YouTube - The Happiest Monster :: A Cautionary Tale. They aren’t called monsters for nothing.
  2. YouTube - Charlie : Candy Mountain :: Annoying.
  3. YouTube - Darth Vader Feels Blue :: You are going to want your 87 seconds back.

Good Bye Ol’ Friend.

Dear Starbucks

Hello. We have known each other for several years now, which makes writing this letter difficult for me, Starbucks. You see, I can no longer patron your fine establishments and partake of the wonderful pastries offered within - especially your cinnamon and chocolate chunk scones. Do not blame yourself. Instead, blame the poor state of the economy and my meager savings account.

It fills me with _sad_ knowing that my lips, nose, and taste buds shall never experience the joy and pleasure of a Starbucks tall cafe mocha again.

Good bye, Starbucks. May you continue to prosper and provide customers with delectable drinks, sandwiches, and pastries.

Yours Truly

iM.

The Story Behind the Post.

Not much to it: I was spending close to 150 USD on Starbucks a month. That’s almost a PSP or DSLite a month!

One link: How To Write A Dear John Letter

Goat vs. Manual.

Broken.

Imagine you own a busted multimillion dollar Boeing 757. You would like to get it back into service: Carrying passengers as it should. Do you A) sacrifice a goat or B) get your maintenance manual?

Factoids: 757.

Random Impressive Aircraft Trivia/Fact.

The 767-300ER and 767-400ER hold 23,980 gallons (90,770 l) of fuel - enough to fill 1,200 minivans. It takes only 28 minutes to fill the airplane.

Spammy Comments.

Protection Money?

Well, it looks like no one is safe from the mob these days. Richard, or Anikrichard, has offered to handle my little spam problem but for a price.

Anikrichard | anlikivanna.80@mail.ru | wwwwww.com | IP: 72.9.235.218

hello , my name is Richard and I know you get a lot of spammy comments ,
I can help you with this problem . I know a lot of spammers and I will ask them not to post on your site. It will reduce the volume of spam by 30-50% .In return Id like to ask you to put a link to my site on the index page of your site. The link will be small and your visitors will hardly notice it , its just done for higher rankings in search engines. Contact me icq 454528835 or write me tedirectory(at)yahoo.com , i will give you my site url and you will give me yours if you are interested. thank you

I just don’t know what to do. Do I trust Richard with his dodgy @mail.ru address or do I delete his “spammy comment” and blog about it?

The Poop Trifecta.

Good Luck? Bad Luck?

I have another question:

When did it become acceptable to leave one’s poop floating in a public toilet for the next user to flush?

Three times in one week. Same stall.