Epimetheus

ME Alpha 0.1: The Early Years 0 - 6.

What follows is secondhand information from a fairly reliable source: My parents. Ready? “Derek, you were a wonderful child.”

ME Pre-beta 0.4: STA (Surveillance and Target Acquisition)

Questions, questions, and more questions!

• School? What’s that?
• Times table? Why?
• Homework? Why?
• What’s your name? You wanna be friends?
• Why are you hiding in the closet?
• The pledge of what?
• May I go to the restroom?
• How?
• Why?
• What’s that?
• Who?
• Why does he run around pretending to be Wonder Woman? She is a girl and he is a boy, right? Oh. ????????
• Girls?
• Where is she from!? Japan? Where’s that? :: Target Acquired.
  

  I remember the day. She was over there and I was over there. She walked from there to there, said, “hi,” and then walked back over there, and then into the house. Well dressed, measured steps, and beautiful straight black hair.

  Love at first sight. NOTE TO SELF: Go to Japan. Marry Japanese girl.

ME Beta 1.0 b01: Jr. and Sr. High.

Whew, just made it!

ME 1.0: The Hard Work Begins.

School, work, military, “You are what,” military + Kids + wife, “You slut!”; America -wife; Japan with Wife 2.0, work (Nova) + kids + wife 2.0 for 17 years, and last Nova folds leaving me unemployed.

ME 2.0: New Horizons.

………Coming Soon……….