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Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. First!

Published by
iMorph
at June 20, 2009 in Entertainment? and Japan. 10 Comments

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.

That rocked! If you left Transformers 1 feeling a bit blah, 2 makes up for it at least three or four times over. Are their Transformers? Yes. A lot of Transformers? Yes! Transformers blowing shit up? YES! Transformers finding new and exciting ways to beat the living radiator coolant out of each other? Uh-huh! The CGI/Digital fight choreography was dizzying! [Insert old school Batman & Robin fight sounds.]

This particular screening was rather special as @stevenagata over at The Western World pointed out:

IMAX Digital just started in Japan today with the first three theaters opening with the Transformers 2 opening night.

Each patron received a “Certificate” stating that he/she was, indeed, “First!”
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Did I mention that a lot of stuff gets blown up in this movie?

Dinner: The Unhappy Bit of the Evening.

Prior to the geekgasmic viewing of T’formers, dinner failure was experienced by Steve and I. For some inexplicable reason, our food failed to arrive within a reasonable amount of time, so we ended up canceling our order and viewing the movie on empty stomaches. Okay, I had ice cream.

A Few Photos from the Evening.

  • This was dinner. I did manage to snake Steve’s miso soup.
    Sad Dinner
  • Visit your local cinema to view the poster in color.
    Transformers 2 Poster
  • The obligatory group shot sans a few of the other participants.

    Transformers Night Group Shot

Go see Transformers 2.

My thoughts on being in a bad marriage and then getting divorced:

Published by
iMorph
at October 29, 2008 in Entertainment? and humor?. 3 Comments

First, you are all blocked up: you spend days grunting out little rabbit pellets. Not wanting to admit you are constipated, you go about life – basically denying that something is horribly wrong. Then one day you decide, “Right, time for some fiber, yogurt, and anything else that will get things flowing. The pain and suffering be DAMNED!”

You wait.

And wait.

Slowly, a war is waged deep down in your bowels and gas is expelled. Something is afoot. The urge to purge – baahahahahaha – is great. There is no avoiding the impending voiding of the nether region.

It is going to hurt, a lot. Especially, dear reader, that initial clump/mass of feces.

“Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD,” you will scream. “Why did I eat all of that yogurt! That renkon! I FEEELS IT!!” Death would be a far easier fate to bear than the passing of this monstrosity!

You think you hear tearing, “Please, God, noooooooo! How will I explain a torn anus to the medical staff? ‘Oh, hai! Ummm, I…ummm…you see, what happened was….*sigh*’ If there is blood, I’m going to faint.”

You bear down. The amount of pressure and energy being generated to pass this redwood, could launch a space shuttle. Your vision blurs and tears streak down your face. Suddenly, you realize, the bulk of this offensive deposit is approaching the exit. If you can just manage to stay conscious, you can squeeze it out. Your anus screams, “NO! NO! Send it back! IT’S TOO BIG! DO NOT WANT!”

Wall. Hands pressed against wall. Through gritted teeth, you growl and fling your head back. You cannot hold back a howl, as the largest and hardest turd that you have ever experienced, explodes out of your ass. You think to yourself, “God, is this what man-sex is like? I’ll pass!”

The flood gates have been opened and a torrent of solid, oversized excreta zooms into the bowl. You come close to fainting.

Just as you think, “No mas! No mas,” the flow slows and droppings of normal size and consistency slide down the chute. It is over. You are free. FREE! FREEEEEEEEEEEE!

Keeping with tradition, you take a peek into the amazon and witness, what you will later swear was a water python, the concrete like substance, “My God, did I pass that? I had better check for blood. Whew, all clear.”

You wipe, pull up your pants, place your hand on the lever, take a final look at the horrid dung snake occupying your toilet bowl, and then, ladies and gentlemen, YOU FLUSH.

The End.

Blatant, Bold, and Courageous!

Published by
iMorph
at September 22, 2008 in Entertainment? and General. 0 Comments

Crafty Little Esse Oh Bee: Phishing for Fun and Profit.

My spam is better than yous. Check this out!

Due to spam complaints of email users in our webmail system,
our investigation shows that your email address is compromised
and is used to send out spam message in our webmail system.

Very crafty, this one is. Who wants to be blamed for spamming the WORLD!? “OMG, MY mail account is spamming the Internet! How do I make it stop?

As a result, our network engineer will be conducting a maintenance in
our webmail system, your Username will be disabled if you do not send
us the required information within 24hrs.

Now that you are feeling guilty for something you didn’t do, let’s hit you up for some “informations.”

Informations Required:

Your Full Names:
Username:
Password:
Retype Password:

The “Retype Password” adds just the right touch of realism. Good job, guys.

We value your business and thanks for using our Webmail Service.

I bet you do! “Hey, sucka, thanks for your l/p!”

Maintenance Webmail Team. Webmail Upgrading Service
Email: activeweb@mail2consultant.com

Be careful out there folks; the predators are on the loose and they want your data.

I’m Calling the UN.

Published by
iMorph
at November 27, 2007 in Entertainment? and Reflect. 0 Comments

Mirror Wars > Abu Ghraib.

Torture
In addition to state-sponsored torture, individuals or groups may inflict torture on others for similar reasons; however, the motive for torture can also be for the sadistic gratification of the torturer, as was the case with Mirror Wars.

There is bad and then there is Mirror Wars: Reflection One. Let’s see what good_word has to say:

This was a B movie trying to be more – which it could have been. I watched it because it had two of my faves – Malcolm McDowell and Rutger Hauer. I ask them why such good actors, especially Malcolm, would degrade themselves by being in this movie.

How could a movie suck so much?

  • It could have been a good story but it had some major inconsistencies…
  • …despicable dub-in. Did they hire bums off the street to do this?
  • Rutger Hauer is technically in this, but he’s in two scenes. And just what he is, I wasn’t sure.
  • There is a dogfight eventually, but it consists of 2 CGI F-15s shooting 3 CGI missiles at the plane, and the plane “dodging” them.
  • We see him, the good guy pilot, fall in love with an American animal rights person who looks 100% Russian (pretty, but doesn’t even remotely look American)

Alas, we have a masochist in the crowd who suggests that you submit yourself to the travesty titled Mirror Wars:

Did you see a lot of Russian movies lately? Are you interested in seeing one? Then don’t miss “Mirror Wars”! Well, here’s another reason – you see lots of airplanes up close. And, given a good Russian tradition to really fly aircrafts instead of painting exercises, there are plenty of moments where you’ll cheer “WOW!”

It takes all kinds.

The Toy of Toys

Published by
iMorph
at September 27, 2007 in Entertainment? and Japan. 0 Comments

Forever :: Mugen むげん 無限. Bubble Wrap:: Puchi Puchi プチプチ Infinite Bubble Wrap :: 無限プチプチ

You know you want one! Watch the movie!

Just for You.

Published by
iMorph
at September 27, 2007 in Entertainment? and Personal. 0 Comments

As Promised.

The question I asked myself was, “What are my three favorite YouTube videos?”

  1. YouTube – The Happiest Monster :: A Cautionary Tale. They aren’t called monsters for nothing.
  2. YouTube – Charlie : Candy Mountain :: Annoying.
  3. YouTube – Darth Vader Feels Blue :: You are going to want your 87 seconds back.

Things.

Published by
iMorph
at June 19, 2007 in Entertainment?, Japan and Old Skool Bloggin'. 1 Comment

Via Flickr.

A story about a caterpillar and a plant: agehacho vs. sansho. Hungry caterpillar 1 – 0 Good deed.

The main point of the story is, that my husband saw the smaller caterpillar far from the sansho tree and as an animal loving human he put the guy in our tree, knowing that this is the right food…

I guess, he underestimated the caterpillar’s stomach…

Then there is the アイスキューカンバー(aisu kyūkambā) = “ice cucumber” Pepsi boom in .JP: Photos Tagged with Ice Cucumber. My shot is here.

Getting Your Movie on in Japan.

Warner Mycal’s success story:

Warner Mycal opened Japan’s first multiplex in the Tokyo suburb of Ebina in 1993. Despite the partnership’s steady expansion over the years (by 1998 it had established 20 theaters nationwide), becoming the premier multiplex provider in Japan was a process burdened with not a few complications.

Their concession stands are pretty good. Warner Mycal is also a part of DCI. More on the actual technology of Cinema DLP here.

I am proud to say that I did not use a single wikipedia link.

For F1 Lovers Only.

Published by
iMorph
at March 23, 2007 in Entertainment?. 1 Comment

Monaco GP Montage

40 years of passes, spins, shunts, and classic finishes.


F1 GRAND PRIX DE MONACO LES PLUS BELLES HEURES - racing-live
F1 GRAND PRIX DE MONACO LES PLUS BELLES HEURES – racing-live

F1 GRAND PRIX DE MONACO LES PLUS BELLES HEURES – racing-live
Des années 70 aux années 2000, de Stewart à Schumacher, de Graham Hill à Senna en passant par Depailler, Hakkinen, Panis et bien d’autres, revivez en quelques minutes les plus belles heures du grand prix de formule 1 le plus attendu de l’année : MONACO

Video from didier

RoW for the American Man. Chapter VII: On Being French.

Published by
iMorph
at January 21, 2007 in Entertainment? and Personal. 2 Comments

On Being French: A Sample Conversation.

What follows is not a work of fiction:

  • Frenchie: hi
  • ME: *To answer or not to answer. I cannot resist.* hi.
  • Frenchie: asl
  • ME: *asl! WTF! That is so 20th Century IRC* you first.
  • Frenchie: 30 m
  • Frenchie: france
  • Frenchie: u
  • ME: 39, M, Tokyo.
  • Frenchie: cam
  • Frenchie: ?
  • ME: *Oh, this is going to be interesting* yes. but not on Adium.
  • Frenchie: ichat
  • Frenchie: do u like sex online ?`
  • ME: *Bold. Bold. Bold.* Explain ’sex online’.
  • Frenchie: cam to cam
  • ME: I have never done anything like that before. Why do you ask?
  • Frenchie: put your cam
  • ME: hmmm, I don’t know. You are male, yes?
  • Frenchie: yes
  • ME: why would I want to have ‘online sex’ with a man?
  • Frenchie: try
  • ME: *!!!!!!* You want me to have ‘online sex’ with you?
  • Frenchie: if you want…
  • ME: *Wait a minute, I didn’t suggest any of this. trying to trick me. Crafty Frenchie.* I don’t know. What do you do?
  • Frenchie: masturbing
  • ME: *Oh, I gotta blog this. How can I not?!* I see. Do you do this often?
  • Frenchie: often ?
  • ME: Do you have online sex many times?
  • Frenchie: no
  • Frenchie: i have do this 2 time
  • Frenchie: it’s new
  • Frenchie: i like…
  • ME: Well, if you were a woman, I might have said, “Yes.”
  • Frenchie: try..
  • Frenchie: u don’t know
  • Frenchie: u want or not ?
  • ME: I’m sorry, I cannot.
  • ME: are you really French?
  • Frenchie: bye.

To be truly French, the only other thing you need to understand is this, “There’s arrogance, breathtaking arrogance, and then there’s the French.”

Anyone up for online sex?

More YouTube Goodness.

Published by
iMorph
at December 7, 2006 in Entertainment? and Links. 0 Comments

Dr. Miracles.

Old Dirty Conservatory. NSFW, but funny as hell: