The Yoshikawa Curse: “We all end up marrying a divorcee.”
The Players:
N.K. ..... Oldest Daughter (19).
E.K. .... Middle Daughter (18?).
WP .... Wife (Confidential).
ME .... Me (I'm not tellin').
- Wife Person (WP): N.K’s boyfriend is a divorcee. The Yoshikawa curse strikes again!
- ME: *Thinks* Oh, yeah.
- WP: WEll, except for my brother: In his case he is the divorcee.
- ME: Uh, huh. *Waits*
- WP: I know why.
- ME: Really?
- WP: Yeah. Because no one in our family is a part of Soka Gakkai.
- ME: ….
- WP: Soka Gakkai says we, people, are doomed to repeat our mistakes, unless we do that chanting thing. I didn’t chant and ended up married to you.
- ME: *That sorta hurt, but who am I to argue with the truth* True.
- WP: So, I told E.K. to start chanting so she can break the curse for her future kids.
- ME: LOL! I see.
- NARRATOR: Our hero runs that last statement around in his mind, “E.K. can break the Yoshikawa curse. Yoshikawa curse….Yoshikawa…
- ME: *Kisses wife on top of head* She _is_ your daughter.
- WP: Huh?
- ME: Think about it.
- WP/E.K.’s Step-mother: OH! OH!
- ME: I love you.
Wedding Anniversary.
She forgot again! Which is why I love her.
The Man with No Upper Lip:
Before the X-Files and Chris Carter, there was Rod Serling and his creations The Twilight Zone and Night Gallery. Mr. Serling (1924-1975):
Rod Serling, one of television’s most prolific writers, is best known for his science fiction television series, The Twilight Zone. He believed that the role of the writer was to “menace the public conscience.” Throughout his life Serling used radio, television, and film as “vehicles of social criticism.”
Hikaru’s Nightmare Guide. Pilot: Hashimoto’s Rats.
Genre: Horror.
Tagline: The kind of voyeurism you want to avoid. Especially, in a dream.
Plot Outline: The Hashimotos are evil fifty-something neighbors
to a young housewife. Mr. and Mrs. Hashimoto allow pigeons to
procreate on their balcony, but verbally assault the young
housewife when four of her parakeet's feathers find their way onto
the Hashimoto balcony. <-- This bit is true.
Unfortunately, rats build a tunnel between the two units giving
the young housewife a first hand look into the Hashimoto living
room. <-- This is the dream bit.
CAST:
D.L.A. ... Disinterested Husband < -- The role I always play.
Hikaru ... Young Housewife.
The Hashimotos ... Themselves.
Rats ... Rats.
Hikaru’s first words upon waking, “怖かった! That was scary!” She claims the image is “seared” into her brain.
Christmas Stockings.
Our conversation:
ME: So, anyway, the kid had no idea what a xmas
stocking was and kept calling it a 'sock'.
HER: I think it looks like a boot.
ME: *SIGHS*
HER: Why does it look like a boot, if it is a stocking?
ME: (EXASPERATED) I don't know. Maybe they wanted to spruce it up?
HER: Why a stocking?
ME: I don't know.
HER: (SERIOUS) Maybe Santa has a stocking fetish. He comes down the
chimney, feels up the stocking, and then leaves a gift.
ME: LOL.
Santa pR0n
Maybe Santa spends the summer searching for hot stocking sites and phots: Pantyhose penetration stories :: come in my nylon panties :: indulging foot fetishes
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