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The Race Game :: Expansion Pack.

Published by
iMorph
at January 20, 2008 in Reflect and humor?. 1 Comment

Additional Cards: Minority

  • Jungle Fever Card: Get Your Interracial Love On.

    Excludes bearer(s) from physical, emotional, verbal, and financial attacks/abuse.

    Bearers include offspring of a Jungle-Fever relationship.

  • The Jeffersons/Buppie/Uncle Tom Card: Movin’ on Up.

    Excludes bearer(s) from interference when moving out of a depressed minority neighborhood and into a “White” neighborhood.

    This card can be played against either your own people trying to hold you down or Da Man.

  • White-Guilt.

    This card allows bearer(s) to halt insulting praise, “She is very articulate”, special treatment, and handouts from non-minorities.

  • Token Minority.

    Bearer(s) do not count as a Cultural-diversity point for non-minorities.

NEW! White Devil Cards!

You can play too! Check out these new cards!

  • Hard-Luck Story: Hey, just because I am not a person-of-color doesn’t mean I am privileged!

    This card allows the bearer(s) to counter the standard Race Card™

    You no longer need to feel guilty just because of the color of your skin.

  • Keepin’ It Real.

    Bearer(s) can invoke this card when a minority displays “ghetto” behavior.

    This card cannot be used to negate the Jeffersons/Buppie/Uncle Tom card.

Goat vs. Manual.

Published by
iMorph
at September 8, 2007 in Reflect and humor?. 2 Comments

Broken.

Imagine you own a busted multimillion dollar Boeing 757. You would like to get it back into service: Carrying passengers as it should. Do you A) sacrifice a goat or B) get your maintenance manual?

Factoids: 757.

Random Impressive Aircraft Trivia/Fact.

The 767-300ER and 767-400ER hold 23,980 gallons (90,770 l) of fuel - enough to fill 1,200 minivans. It takes only 28 minutes to fill the airplane.

Spammy Comments.

Published by
iMorph
at September 7, 2007 in Computing and humor?. 1 Comment

Protection Money?

Well, it looks like no one is safe from the mob these days. Richard, or Anikrichard, has offered to handle my little spam problem but for a price.

Anikrichard | anlikivanna.80@mail.ru | wwwwww.com | IP: 72.9.235.218

hello , my name is Richard and I know you get a lot of spammy comments ,
I can help you with this problem . I know a lot of spammers and I will ask them not to post on your site. It will reduce the volume of spam by 30-50% .In return Id like to ask you to put a link to my site on the index page of your site. The link will be small and your visitors will hardly notice it , its just done for higher rankings in search engines. Contact me icq 454528835 or write me tedirectory(at)yahoo.com , i will give you my site url and you will give me yours if you are interested. thank you

I just don’t know what to do. Do I trust Richard with his dodgy @mail.ru address or do I delete his “spammy comment” and blog about it?

Google’s Agents of Chaos.

Published by
iMorph
at July 11, 2007 in Computing and humor?. 3 Comments

Google.

Google is evil:

  • Google’s Tipping Point ::

    Now Google is in the position of dominance, and they definitely have the arrogance that goes with it. But they are in a very difficult spot because of that damned motto, and perhaps right on the tipping point where public opinion could change. More and more, people are hoping for Google to stumble. And every time they do, the press pounces.

  • Fear of Google ::

    Yesterday, during his speech at the Forbes shindig I attended, Geoff Ramsey, CEO of eMarketer’s funniest remark was when he told us that the “Fear of Google” was so prevelent that it even had a three-letter acronymn: FOG.

  • Why I Fear Google WiFi ::
    However, I want to set aside that question for a moment to once more ask an uncomfortable question: How much of your life do you want to put at Google’s disposal?

How much of my life is at “Google’s disposal?” As you will soon see, Google has mined all my data and knows everything about me. Things I didn’t know about myself.

Google Knows ALL! Panic! Panic!: Spooks on Board at Google. Spook == Matt Cutts.

Google knows two things about me a) I live near the Tama monorail and b) I want an AppleTV device. I can hear you asking, “Oh, come on, do you really believe all that whooey you just linked to above?” Yes. Yes I do. Let me prove it to you.

One of my operatives did a search on the following times [24:34 and 20:48] from his computer and did not receive the same query results as myself: He got bible versus. Obviously, Google knows that Operative BL has not attended church in over six years. That was Matt Cutts’ way of telling OBL to, “Go to church.” My search results from Mr. Cutts were a bit different.

Google, or Mr. Matt Cutts, is trying to tell me I should take my family to the Tama Zoo: Tama Monorail timetable for the Tama Zoo. Also, to purchase an Apple TV.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!