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The FEAR(TM) ReadMe.

FEAR™ 1.01

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WHAT IS FEAR™?

FEAR™ is a system-wide background service designed to watch for and avoid life-threatening situations. When a FEAR™ daemon is called it automatically takes control of BODY and executes a scripted avoidance response. FEAR™ has two run modes AUTO and manual.

USAGE:

FEAR™ can be edited by the user in manual mode when the a) user requests access AFTER a life threatening event to set up a daemon or b) user would like to edit/review a FEAR™ daemon’s triggers and priority. This includes deletion of a daemon.

To use FEAR™ in manual mode take relevant output from PowersOfObservations™ and enter it into the appropriate categories below:

- Situation leading up to life threatening event.

- Date

- Time

- Location

- Animate and inanimate objects

- Color(s)

- Sound(s)

- Smell(s)

- Weather condition

NOTE* Ensure that PowersOfObservation™ (PoW) is NOT set to VERBOSE. (See KNOWN ISSUES.)

Add action required to avoid situation in the future and set the daemon’s priority to HIGH, MEDIUM, AND LOW.

NOTE* Inclusion of the above is dictated by the user, unless in AUTO mode. In AUTO mode FEAR™ determines data to be included. USE AUTO MODE WITH CAUTION!

KNOWN ISSUES:

- FEAR™ does not store verbose data generated by POW. Verbose output from POW exceeds FEAR’s available table layout causing FEAR™ to assign multiple entries to one field. Set PoW’s logging to normal when using in conjunction with FEAR™.

- DO NOT LEAVE FEAR™ UNATTENDED IN AUTO MODE! If left unattended, Fear™ has been known to set random and non-life threatening events as dangerous. It is highly advised that users a) not leave FEAR™ in AUTO mode and b ) run RealityCheck on a regular basis, c) make necessary changes in edit mode.

- A bug exists where the FEAR™ run mode is set to AUTO at birth. Set run mode to Manual.

- Over time as the number of daemons related to FEAR™ increase they are known to interfere with both LogicalThought™ and RationalBehavior™.

NOTES:

FEAR™ has not been updated since the .01 release and may not function properly with current versions of BODY. The given addresses below are known to bounce. Some claim to have actually received replies but this is questionable.

SEE ALSO:

Adrenalin(1), BladderControl, HeartRate, RemainConscious, and Sweat 0.2a.

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Please send FEAR™ bug reports to <prayers.God@heaven.com>.

MAINTAINER: GOD <God@heaven.com>

FEAR™ was originally written by God.

Copyright (C) #### Genesis Foundation, Inc.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,

but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of

MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. <– stolen from actual Readme file.

The Main Thrust.

The question that inspired the above is, how do you modify the behavior of a large group of people without making a mess? Since two brains are better than one, I enlisted Stephanie’s help. Submitted for your approval is our four-step plan to converting those who are afraid of how change will affect them:

  1. The people wanting the change have to be aware that resistance is due to fear. Fear of the unknown and loss of power.
  2. Help those you want to change to discuss and confront their fears: What are you afraid might happen if we do [new thing]?” — and make a list (giving shape to fears so they can be confronted to reality)
  3. The Reality Check: Examine the shape the fear takes (identified in #2) and evaluating if it is “real.”
  4. Offer solution: “If we found a solution to fear object #X, would you be comfortable with [new thing]?”

Linkage.

Communication.

Sisters.

A sign of good parenting? EK = Middle daughter. NS = Oldest daughter.

  • NS: You need to get a life.
  • EK: You need to die.

I love my kids. I really, really do.

Iterations.

ME Alpha 0.1: The Early Years 0 - 6.

What follows is secondhand information from a fairly reliable source: My parents. Ready? “Derek, you were a wonderful child.”

ME Pre-beta 0.4: STA (Surveillance and Target Acquisition)

Questions, questions, and more questions!

  • School? What’s that?
  • Times table? Why?
  • Homework? Why?
  • What’s your name? You wanna be friends?
  • Why are you hiding in the closet?
  • The pledge of what?
  • May I go to the restroom?
  • How?
  • Why?
  • What’s that?
  • Who?
  • Why does he run around pretending to be Wonder Woman? She is a girl and he is a boy, right? Oh. ????????
  • Girls?
  • Where is she from!? Japan? Where’s that? :: Target Acquired.

    I remember the day. She was over there and I was over there. She walked from there to there, said, “hi,” and then walked back over there, and then into the house. Well dressed, measured steps, and beautiful straight black hair.

    Love at first sight. NOTE TO SELF: Go to Japan. Marry Japanese girl.

ME Beta 1.0 b01: Jr. and Sr. High.

Whew, just made it!

ME 1.0: The Hard Work Begins.

School, work, military, “You are what,” military + Kids + wife, “You slut!”; America -wife; Japan with Wife 2.0, work (Nova) + kids + wife 2.0 for 17 years, and last Nova folds leaving me unemployed.

ME 2.0: New Horizons.

………Coming Soon……….

UNCLASSIFIED COMMUNICATIONS LOG:: HAIJIMA PHOTOWALK 10/25/2007

Learn How to Ride, Idiot!

BC = Body Control.
VC = Visual Control.
APC = Appendage Control.
AU-IN: Audio In.

INTERNAL COMMUNICATION
00:00:00 BC: Visual update.
00:00:01 VC: No approaching traffic from the rear.
00:00:01 BC: Okay. VC give us a forward sweep.
00:00:02 VC: Bicycle traffic at our 12 o'clock.
             Mid-twenties. Slow mover. Eye contact established.
00:00:02 BC: APC, prepare for passing maneuver.
00:00:02 APC: Roger.
00:00:03 VC: Traffic veering right. I repeat traffic
             veering right.
00:00:04 APC be advised...we will be passing
             traffic on our right.
00:00:05 BC  MARK 05 SECONDS.
00:00:07 APC: Roger. Course change: Left.
00:00:09 BC: Commence pass on our right.
00:00:09 APC: Course change underway.
00:00:10 BC  MARK 10 SECONDS. Course change looking good.
00:00:12 VC: WARNING: TRAFFIC COURSE CHANGE! TRAFFIC NOW
             VEERING LEFT!
00:00:12 BC: WE AREN'T CLEAR! BREAK LEFT! ALL STOP!
00:00:12 VC - APC: ROGER. EXECUTING!
00:00:13 BC: CONTACT! TILTING. GRAVITATION PULL INCREASING!
             APC...DEPLOY LEFT LEG!
00:00:13 APC: DEPLOYED!
00:00:15 BC: å®FALL AVERTED! ALL STATIONS REPORT!
00:00:17 AC: No damage.
00:00:17 APC: 100%.
00:00:18 BC: Roger. VOICE. Curse that SOB out!
00:00:20 BC: MARK 20 SECONDS!
00:00:20 VB: Roger. SETTING VOLUME TO +5. PROCEEDING
             WITH VERBAL ABUSE, "Why the hell did
             you go right and then turn left!? Idiot!"
00:00:24 BC: AU-IN REPORT!
00:00:25 BC: MARK 25 SECONDS.
00:00:26 AU-IN: Opening audio channel: "I am sorry."
00:00:28 BC: This guy is an idiot. Let's get back underway.

My Wife is Better Than Yours - In Some Ways: A Conversation.

The Yoshikawa Curse: “We all end up marrying a divorcee.”

The Players:
N.K. ..... Oldest Daughter (19).
E.K. .... Middle Daughter (18?).
WP .... Wife (Confidential).
ME .... Me (I'm not tellin').
  • Wife Person (WP): N.K’s boyfriend is a divorcee. The Yoshikawa curse strikes again!
  • ME: *Thinks* Oh, yeah.
  • WP: WEll, except for my brother: In his case he is the divorcee.
  • ME: Uh, huh. *Waits*
  • WP: I know why.
  • ME: Really?
  • WP: Yeah. Because no one in our family is a part of Soka Gakkai.
  • ME: ….
  • WP: Soka Gakkai says we, people, are doomed to repeat our mistakes, unless we do that chanting thing. I didn’t chant and ended up married to you.
  • ME: *That sorta hurt, but who am I to argue with the truth* True.
  • WP: So, I told E.K. to start chanting so she can break the curse for her future kids.
  • ME: LOL! I see.
  • NARRATOR: Our hero runs that last statement around in his mind, “E.K. can break the Yoshikawa curse. Yoshikawa curse….Yoshikawa…
  • ME: *Kisses wife on top of head* She _is_ your daughter.
  • WP: Huh?
  • ME: Think about it.
  • WP/E.K.’s Step-mother: OH! OH!
  • ME: I love you.

Just for You.

As Promised.

The question I asked myself was, “What are my three favorite YouTube videos?”

  1. YouTube - The Happiest Monster :: A Cautionary Tale. They aren’t called monsters for nothing.
  2. YouTube - Charlie : Candy Mountain :: Annoying.
  3. YouTube - Darth Vader Feels Blue :: You are going to want your 87 seconds back.

Good Bye Ol’ Friend.

Dear Starbucks

Hello. We have known each other for several years now, which makes writing this letter difficult for me, Starbucks. You see, I can no longer patron your fine establishments and partake of the wonderful pastries offered within - especially your cinnamon and chocolate chunk scones. Do not blame yourself. Instead, blame the poor state of the economy and my meager savings account.

It fills me with _sad_ knowing that my lips, nose, and taste buds shall never experience the joy and pleasure of a Starbucks tall cafe mocha again.

Good bye, Starbucks. May you continue to prosper and provide customers with delectable drinks, sandwiches, and pastries.

Yours Truly

iM.

The Story Behind the Post.

Not much to it: I was spending close to 150 USD on Starbucks a month. That’s almost a PSP or DSLite a month!

One link: How To Write A Dear John Letter

Death is Everywhere.

Time to Die.

The conversation went like this:

  • ME: I don’t want to die a painful death.
  • HER: Huh? I am terrified of what comes after death. Modern medicine takes care of most of the pain, but I really hate not knowing what comes next.
  • ME: Really? I don’t want to look back and regret large chunks of my life. That would really suck.
  • HER: You are weird.
  • ME: ????

So, the questions are:

  1. Are you afraid of death?
  2. What is it that frightens you?

Death Links:

Depeche Mode - Fly On The Windscreen-Final Lyrics. Brought to you via the marquee tag. Don’t hate me.


Death is everywhere
There are flies on the windscreen
For a start
Reminding us
We could be torn apart
Tonight
Death is everywhere
There are lambs for the slaughter
Waiting to die
And I can sense
The hours slipping by
Tonight
Come here
Kiss me
Now
Come here
Kiss me
Now
Death is everywhere
The more I look
The more I see
The more I feel
A sense of urgency
Tonight
Come here
Touch me
Kiss me
Touch me
Now
Touch me
Touch me
There are flies on the windscreen
There are lambs for the slaughter
There are flies on the windscreen
Come here
Touch me
Kiss me
Touch me
Now
Touch me
Touch me

More Depeche Mode Lyrics

Reading Material.

Empty.

My hard drive died a few weeks back. The essentials were rescued, but my RSS feeds are gone. I want yours.

Share “one” feed per comment.

Thank you.

Whoops.

Wedding Anniversary.

She forgot again! Which is why I love her.